When I opened the door, I couldn't believe my eyes...
In front of me was sitting in a red sofa the most handsome vampire I have ever met. He was drinking blood in a crystal glass and ...
... he had red eyes, blond hair and his real name was Lestat. He was 650 years old but looked like a 20 years boy. Every woman was falling in love ...
... and his teeth were very beautiful, long and white (he loves Colgate I think). He was watching his own movie, Dracula, and he was very excited, jumping on the sofa like a child who received a new GameBoy ...
... He looked at me and opened his arms. I hallucinated. A dream? I run and felt down behind the sofa ...
... When I got up he had took his clothes of and started dancing Macarena only with his underwear and his socks (the worst is that he was dancing very well). He invited me too dance with him, but a pink elephant ...
... arrived in the room and began to cry:
“Oooh! I don't know who I am!”
Lestat, the very handsome vampire who used a pseudonym, was hungry and wondered if he would eat the pink elephant because he hated all sounds of tears.
“Hello pink elephant, why are you crying?” he asked ...
...“I'm overweighed and pink! I hate being like that! I'm so sad!”
“It's not too serious my dear, don't worry, Dracula is going to suck your blood and you are going to be all white!”
“Oh yes, it's great!” ...
...But Dracula looked at him and he was scared by this work. The elephant was really very big... He approached him and began to suck his blood ...
... He drank, drank, drank, until he became father than the elephant his self. The elephant was happy because now he was slim and white (but dead, it's just a detail). But Dracula was enormous and red as my friend the great Tomato I took the tea with yesterday. So I decided to take a nail and to make Dracula exploded. It was gigantic and we were as coloured as a rainbow!
The End.
[texte écrit à 4, à tour de rôle, en première avec Peeka, Thieu, et Hélène ! S2]
Petite histoire de vampire : à l'image de mon Réveillon du
31!
Merci à
Ambre d'avoir passée cette magnifique soirée en ma compagnie (ainsi que celle de Keanu Reeves *w*)
Simple mais, bordel, j'ai vraiment aimé, allez savoir pourquoi! (ah si : pour
elle)
%photos : à venir%
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Hinoï
Team :
MA FREEBOX A COMMUNIQUE AVEC MOI LORS DE CETTE NUIT DE FEU!!!! lol
BONNE ET HEUREUSE ANNEE 2009 !!!!
